Directions: Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 20 friends, and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (even when i'm not talking, i choke on my own saliva too D:)

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (usually the other way round, haha jk!)

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realised it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 5


11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (not cos i was playing soccer or kickball, but because of ballet -.-")

Running total: 8


21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have run into a closed door (slide auto door. )

25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (stupid? o.o)

Running total: 12

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum/poo on the ground, you stepped in it

32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (don't be stupid, my school uniform is white so i don't have a choice -.-)

33. [x] Walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. [ ] Been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot

36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in

38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. [x] Walked into a pole

40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident

Running total: 18


41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realising it then left your house

42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it

45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair


Running total: 23


51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to take this test

52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it

54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place

55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (whats an overhead? o.o)

57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realised that you didn't have school/work that day. (i never forget holidays ^^)

58. [x] Forgot your own phone number

59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (thats cos they're also stupid so they didn't get it)


Running total: 30


61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. [ ] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught


Running total: 35



71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. [ ] Ran into a door jam

74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. [ ] Have licked playground sand (gross)

77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't

79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt


Running total: 39



81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. [ ] Laughed out loud in the middle of class over something you just thought up in your head

88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. [ ] Have flung forks/spoons at people in a restaurant

90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.


Running total: 41


91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (not my fault luh it was for a play or sth)

94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realising it wasn't yours

95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention

97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 46

*sigh*
I am stupid 46% off the time.
Or should I say, I am smart 54% of the time.
That sounds better :)
(To hell with the tagging)
lalala~~~