HEY PEOPLE!!!! ITS THE HOLIDAYS!!!!
yea big fat deal
i'm so not gonna get high -.-
cause i have to go to school fer like more than half the hols
oh f**k
Boredom
AHHHHH.....
I realised 3 things today at xiaozu:
1.Xinyi loves to fiddle with the timpani
2.Halfway through prac she went on to fiddle with the snare drum.
3.ET got pissed cuz we could'nt hear him -.-"
ok tomorrow is combined sports meet
school ends at 10.15am!!!
but its gonna be super boring
cuz i'm not running
and we are gonna have to stone for 3 hours at hwachong
what a waste of time -.-
if only there were any decently shuai guys at hwachong
then won't be so boring
and sadly there isn't a single one
GOD
happy stoning to all! -.-"
Dear You,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants outside of your office and I saw you carve your initials into my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that i mocked you behind your back constantly and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Go milk a cow,
Joey

ahh... i know its stupid,
but i just felt like blogging so here i am! =)



HERE'S HOW TO WRITE THIS:
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When I saw the purple monkey
July – When you put cuffs on me
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your shorts?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Catholic Priest
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.



then fill in the blanks in The Letter
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that i (10) and (11).

(12),
thats more awkwardness
That's life. Right?

Saw you lying there, so frail and thin. You've lost weight. You put on a smile but the fatigue in your eyes gave you away. I wanted to cry, so so badly. I think you saw it too, the tears threatening to spill. I kept turning away to hide them but you kept talking to me, forcing me to look you in the eye. I wanted to say a lot of things to you, but I can't. And I don't know how to express them. I wanted to spend more time with you, I even planned them but I always procrastinate. I promise, I will try harder this time. I want to make you happy. I will work hard. I will do you proud.
hello hello people!!
i'm still emoing in school...
cause of my block test results
=(
LA A2
Science B3
History C5
Geog A1
chinese B3
oh heck and i just realised my average is 2.8!!!!
and even if i get A1 for tomorrows math exam
my average will still be just 2.5
Shit!!!!
damn I wanna hit average 2!!!!
then can get new digital cam
hahaha
but maybe can bargain with my mum
lols
freedom is 4 days away!
hahas cause my parents going holiday
so its just me and my bro
yays!
eeks i gotta go home ler!!!
tata=)
helloo!!!!
got nothing to crap about now...
so i shall curse qu lao muahahahaha=)
so menopausal
argh
-.-"
Awkwardness
hell damn
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BLOG??????!!!!!!!